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Bretylol Inj
(Complete Stoppage of the Heart, Ventricular Fibrillation, Prevention of Ventricular Fibrillation, Heart Ventricle Rhythm Problem, Life-Threatening Rapid Ventricular Heartbeat).
CeeNU
(Breast Cancer, Disease with Enlarged Lymph Tissue, Spleen and Liver, A Cancer of Epithelial Tissue of the Lungs, Colon Cancer, A Malignant Pigmented Mole or Tumor, A Type of Brain Cancer - Anaplastic Astrocytoma, Malignant Brain Tumor Glioblastoma, Cancer).
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
KagaVruykls
Question: How many men does it take to mop the
floor?
Answer: None, it's a women's job.
ApHarryWarrenZh
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Butcher
!
Butcher who ?
Butcher your arms around me !
ArvilBaldwynnik
What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and
goes
"hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"?
The Easter
Elephant.
KylandThomdicZE
WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a
nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"
HUSBAND: "No
thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
KearnCamhlaidhhQ
Whats the difference between your wife and your
job?
After 10 years, the job still sucks.
SebastianBenayaxp
The new employee
stood before the paper
shredder looking confused.
"Need some help?" a secretary asked.
"Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?"
"Simple," she said, taking the fat report from his hand and feeding
it
into the shredder.
"Thanks, but where do the copies come
out?"
JorrelDealbeorhtpV
What happened when the chef found a daddy long
legs in the
salad ?
It became a daddy short legs !
LeveretAtaiahSw
Redmond,
WA --Microsoft announced today
that the official release date for the
new operating system "Windows
2000" will be delayed until the second
quarter of 1901.
ChicoBirtelQd
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bark
!
Bark who ?
Bark you car on the drive !
AlizPayatJW